Newspapers as your daily dose of entertainment

With a multitude of online media websites, there is no bound on entertainment nowadays. Internet is a premium platform for entertainment, news and information. Readers now browse through various news sites to keep themselves updated on the current top stories and also for light and entertaining news. Newspapers have always been age-old sources for latest news, jokes, games, puzzles etc., and this unique mix of serious and light information, is the reason newspapers are still the dominant sources of news and jokes in Hindi.

The role of a newspaper in a nation’s progress and growth is inarguable. However, apart from serious national news, newspapers are read for the basic purpose of entertainment as well. People like to forget about their lives and read about things that are interesting and fun. Music, celebrity, and movies are covered in entertainment news sections of various newspaper websites.

Newspapers offer a perfect mix of serious, informative and light read. From politics, finance, sports, news of national importance, to jokes in Hindi, travel, health and entertainment, these are excellent platforms catering to each need and preference of the readers. Interesting and entertaining news is mainly produced for people who like to read soft and light hearted news. 

It is read everywhere, irrespective of geographical and demographical barriers and hence is widely acknowledged. Jokes in Hindi especially, are loved by all sections of the society for their witty humor. People need various kind of entertainment to live their lives in a smooth and enjoyable manner. Newspapers offer them much needed relaxation through their special segment of entertainment and humor.

Different kinds of people have different kinds of ways to entertain themselves. Some people like to listen to song and music, while some others like to watch TV or movies. Some people will spend their time online reading about various jokes in Hindi or topics that interests them to get fun and entertainment. We all need entertainment to get motivation, energy and inspiration to go about our mundane routine and perform our daily activities. 

In other words, online news websites give limitless access of interesting and relevant news and information in an incredibly convenient manner. With 80 million online users, leading Indian newspapers offer online readers with a unique and wholesome platform so as to satiate their thirst for instant and quality news. Technology has caused a shift in how we go about our lives and is responsible for improving the quality of life. In a very convenient way, we can gain access to boundless information and news according to our preference.

भगवान ने नदी से निकाली KATRINA!

एक दिन पप्पू नदी के किनारे लकड़ियां काट रहा था। अचानक उसकी कुल्हाड़ी नदी में गिर गई।

वो रोने लगा। उसको रोते हुए देख कर भगवान को उस पर दया आ गई।

भगवान ने नदी में से एक सोने की कुल्हाड़ी निकाल कर पप्पू से कहा -: क्या यही है तुम्हारी कुल्हाड़ी?

पप्पू : ये मेरी कुल्हाड़ी नहीं है।

भगवान् ने नदी में से चांदी की कुल्हाड़ी निकाली।

पप्पू ने चांदी की कुल्हाड़ी लेने से मना कर दिया। अंत में भगवान ने पप्पू की लोहे की कुल्हाड़ी निकाल कर दी!

पप्पू ने झट से उस कुल्हाड़ी को ले लिया।

भगवान पप्पू की ईमानदारी देख कर बहुत ख़ुश हुए और उसे तीनों (लोहे,सोने,चांदी की) कुल्हाड़ी देकर चले गए।

थोड़े दिनों बाद पप्पू की wife नदी में गिर गई। पप्पू फिर रोने लगा।

भगवान् नदी में से कैटरीना कैफ निकाल कर पप्पू से बोले-: क्या यही है तुम्हारी wife ??
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पप्पू -: जी हां, यही है।

भगवान बहुत नाराज हो गए बोले :- तुम तो बड़े ईमानदार थे ... आज तुम एक सुन्दर लड़की के लिए बेईमान बन गए।

पप्पू -: "प्रभु,मैं आज भी उतना ही ईमानदार हूं।"

मैंने झूठ इसलिए बोला, क्योंकि अगर मैं मना करता तो फिर आप करीना कपूर को नदी से निकाल कर लाते...

फिर मना कर देता तो अंत में मेरी wife को निकाल कर लाते। मैं हां बोल देता ...

मेरी ईमानदारी देख कर आप तीनों मुझे दे कर चले जाते।

पप्पू (रोते हुए) -: "हे प्रभु, इस कमरतोड़ महंगाई में मैं लकड़ियां काटने वाला गरीब इन्सान तीन-तीन wife नहीं सम्भाल सकता ...

SAY IT LIKE ITS FUNNY

People feel ecstatic when good things happen to them and get depressed when things go wrong. People have no control over what happens with their lives. One should always try and stay happy because life is all about ups and downs. The most interesting way to stay cheerful and spread happiness is to lighten a person’s mood with a laughter filled joke. A joke is always put forward with a humorous intention. Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response of a funny joke is generally laughter. Jokes can be in various languages and of various forms. 

Jokes have been a part of human culture since at least 1900 BC. A fart joke from ancient Sumer is currently believed to be the world's oldest known joke. English jokes are famous worldwide but we Indians believe that a Hindi joke has a more funny appeal to it and receives more appraisal.

Santa and Banta jokes are the funniestHindi jokes enjoyed by the people. Santa and Banta jokes are a class of jokes based on stereotypes of Sikhs.  Although jokes about several ethnic stereotypes are common in India, the Sardarji jokes are one of the most popular and widely circulated jokes in India and Pakistan. A popular serious of Sardar jokes is the 12o clock jokes. There are other forms of Hindi jokes as well which are political jokes, sexist jokes, mathematical jokes, sick jokes and religious jokes.  There are a lot of comedy shows shown on television which focus on making the audience laugh. These shows are humor based and aim at making a person’s mood light.

Jokes are not always funny; the experts say that the way of presenting a joke should be correct. One should always crack a joke only where it’s necessary or else it doesn’t mean a thing and it doesn’t attract laughter.  A joke cracked in a college classroom would always be funnier that a joke cracked in a hectic office hour. One should always make sure that he is not offending a person with his jokes. Not every joke has the ability to make a person laugh. A person should make sure he isincorporating a sense of wittiness while cracking a joke or else the joke might fall flat. Hindi jokes always tend to beat the sophisticated English jokes when it comes to laughter and humor.

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